Dumb/stupid things that you've done.

[Glenn the Great]

Oh wow. I didn't even realize he said that. Jesus christ, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Retaliating to people's real or imagined behavior by urinating or defecating on their territory is a symptom of severe psychosis, you know. Except you actually did it on purpose. Wow.

When I was 12 years old in middle school, I liked to pee all over the floor if there was no one else in there, and then brag about it to my friends, who were practicing the same behavior at the time. Thinking back on it, I'm really glad I didn't get caught. That'd be embarrasing.

[Pryme8]

I CAN SEE TIME, MAN.

hahaha yo that was funny as shit...


o_O actualy ive only tired acid three times, and it has yet to work on me... even though everyone else had a great time who took the same shit >_< i like natural things!

he is still me hero though!

[Rambly]

This one time I got this new pair of headphones, and it was in one of those plastic cases. Anyway, I got a pair of scissors and got to work like a madman. Anyway, it was packaged like a fucking maze or something, and I noticed something holding something together, so I snipped away. Turns out it was the fucking cord. I should have known better too, in fact, I knew it was the cord, I just decided to snip it anyway because of instinct.

That's easily the dumbest thing I've done in life.

[ZTC]

Yet here's another one...
I was working on the Taco Bell line at work and the people coming through the drive through were being rude assholes; a few of us came up with an idea to "accidentally" break a few hardshell tacos while wrapping them....

[death2004]

I tried to open a door that someone was holding shut.

My arm was busted for 6 weeks... >_>

The date? Somewhere around 18/12/04

[mrz84]

punched a window on my last day as a 5th grader and almost bleed to death. got the scars to prove it too.

[Darth Marsden]

While playing Sonic Advance, I was stuck on one of the Emerald stages, and got so mad I headbutted the GBA. The game survived, the console didn't. £60 down the drain. Gah!

[likesallusions]

One time I slicked my brother's hair down with Mentholatum when I was 2. Does it still count? Mom told me about it, I don't remember.