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    Sell Your Dead Ass

    Morris, a city boy, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
    The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
    "Well,then,just give me my money back."
    "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
    "OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
    "What ya gonna do with him?"
    "I'm going to raffle him off."
    "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
    "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
    A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and asked, "Whatever
    happened with that dead donkey ?"
    "I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece
    and made a profit of $998. "
    "Didn't anyone complain?"
    "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
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    However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    lol
    Now, that's what I call smart business tactics.

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    LOL!That's gonna keep me laughing for a while.
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    LMAO
    Funny, vary funny.

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    Achievements It's over 9000!
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    Heh, thats funny!!!
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    sooooooooo funny, but also a good idea for a business

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    that’s pretty funny!! And very smart idea!! Maybe I should do something like that!!

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    very smart

    i gotta try that.
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