Geez, what's with all these people playing RPGs? You walk around talking to mindless people that give the most ridiculous responses "MY DAD OWNS THE FARM", "THE CAVE OF MONSTERS IS NORTH OF THE FOREST". Battles are ridiculous. You walk along and BAM! the screen goes whisy washy and the battle begins but that's the most exciting part! Your characters just stand there and you issue them commands! Going on quests and forming parties? Go on an adventure in real life, why waste your time in a imaginary world when you could save or conquer the world you live in? Just grab a bunch of friends and your weapons of choice and take on suburban hippes and cults and for monsters fight ferocious creatures such as the Flying Squirel, Crows, and if you can travel to other continents, Lions and Komodo Dragons! If your too scared, you could always write a book on things you would have liked to have done or play real role playing games with dice and real people, and DMs, manage your on statistics, and map your own world. Why, you could even create your own world far beyond the limits of a pathetic video game rpg.