If they are girl cats, it still counts.
And I would like to know where I can get some free General Tso’s chicken. But I am guessing that quasi-Chinese food is not what you literally meant, but is part of some joke that I’m not getting.
EDIT: Okay, reading back through I finally got it. General Tso’s chicken is not made from cats. In the first place, it is not traditional Chinese food, and secondly, Chinese people do not eat cats. That is a common misconception.