The boys will play. :sb:
My significant other went to see our local hockey team play yesterday, leaving me home alone with my two year old. What followed was one of the best days I've had in years.

First, we went to the store and bought him a swingset.
Then, since it was raining, I put it together in my living room.

My son thought it was hilarious.

After finishing that project we just sat around for a few hours eating candy and watching Spongebob Squarepants and a few other assorted cartoons. Every few minutes he would slide or swing, then come sit down again. Eventually, we got hungry.
His dinner:

My dinner:

Yes, the steak was huge. It weighed almost two pounds.
What was left of my dinner:


Next was bath-time. We did soap mohawks and temporary tattoos:

Then it was bed time for the boy. I sat on my porch and smoked $10 cigars and drank $4 beers with my neighbor. So relaxing. When he left, I put on my favorite movie and played Starcraft:


Every once in a while, you just have to take a day for yourself.