A status update.


NOW:

  1. Studmuffin Award: Sexiest Male
  2. What Did You Say?? Award: Least Understood
  3. LUBU Award: Most Caring/Loving
  4. Genius Award: Smartest Member
  5. Bancake Award: Most Notorious Banned Member
  6. Convict Award: Most Likely to End Up In Prison
  7. Billionaire Award: Most Likely to Become Rich or Famous
  8. ROTFLMFAO Award: Funniest Member
  9. Secksay Lady Award: Sexiest Female
  10. All Star Award: Most Popular
  11. Welcome to our Forums Award: Best Newbie
  12. Who Gave You The Authority Award: Biggest Rent-A-Mod
  13. Yes Sir/Yes Ma'am Award: Most Respected
  14. Thought-Provoking Award: Most Interesting Posts
  15. Most Humble
  16. Most Normal
  17. Best Signature
  18. Best Avatar
  19. Worst Temper
  20. Most intellectually confusing posts
  21. Most likely to post on AGN when he's 75
  22. Most lifeless (the person who spends the most time at AGN)
  23. Morbo Award: Most morbid member
  24. Sheep Award: Biggest brown-noser
  25. River Award: Whiniest member
  26. 'I'm Not Reading That' Award: Longest posts
  27. Simplicity Award: Shortest posts
  28. Gerund Award: Best grammar
  29. haha im teh 1337 Award: Worst grammar
  30. Charity Award: Gives out the most reputation
  31. 'A Picture's Worth a Thousand Posts' Award: Posts the most pictures
  32. Identity Crisis Award: Has had the most user names in the past
  33. Weakest Link Award: Seems their posts/threads go unanswered the most (this may be difficult, or simply a bad superlative)
  34. Faceless Award: Changes his/her avatar the most
  35. Sniper Award: Verbally attacks other members the most (may be too similar to "Worst Temper")
  36. Quarrelsome Award: Gets into the most flamed arguments (also may be similar to the above or to "Worst Temper")
  37. Lincoln v. Douglas Award: Debates the most
  38. Shigeru Miyamoto Award: Best Zelda Classic quest maker
  39. Help Me Please! Award: Asks the most ZQuest/ZC questions
  40. Most likely to wear a neck scarf in the summertime
  41. Most likely to wear sweat pants outside regularly
  42. Most likely to actually be George W. Bush
  43. Biggest Drunk
  44. Biggest Virgin/Most likely to stay that way
  45. Slut award (male/female)
  46. Best/Worst Username
  47. Biggest Furby (spelling?)
  48. Best Minority
  49. Biggest WASP
  50. Sexiest Male under 16
  51. Sexiest Female over 45
  52. Hairiest Member: Member with the most body hair
  53. Most likely to be a Scientologist/Kabbalist
  54. Most likely to be Married to John Travolta and wishing for an out.
  55. Most likely to be Breaker's next victim
  56. Most likely to be rich/poor
  57. Best/Worst Spelling/Grammar


57. What do you think? Can we remove about seven or eight categories? It'd be nice to fit all the topics into one (Default, though it may be more.) page of threads. Hell, even lowering the list down to 25 would be very helpful.



LATER: What's going to happen is that everyone is going to PM ME with ONE name for each category. Don't bother not listing one. Just choose someone. Anyone. Don't leave any categories blank if possible.

Prrkitty and Archibaldo have volunteered their services to help create the threads once I've given everyone the list. Very nice of them.