With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up at the local asualty ward and a hippie is wheeled out on a gurney. The doctor questions his long haired colleagues. 'So what was he on then?' asks the physician. 'Acid? Cannabis?'
'Sort of...' replies one of the hippies. 'But we ran out of gear, so I made a home-made spliff.'
'And what was in that?' asks the doctor.
'Uhh... we kinda raided my girlfriend's spice rack' says the hippie. 'There was a bit of cumin, some tumeric and a little paprika.'
'Well, that explains it' says the doctor gravely. 'He's in a korma.'