Holy Crap, this thread's updating again! Umm...

A man is walking down the High Street when suddenly a nearby wall collapses, burying him in rubble. It's ten minutes before another passer-by - a smartly dressed man - happens to wander past. 'Christ! Are you okay mate?' he cries. 'Has anyone called an ambulance?'
'Uh... no' comes the agonised reply.
'Right. What about the police?' asks the second man.
'No' moans the injured man.
'Okay... how about the compensation board?'
By now the injured man is groggily angry. 'Look - you're the first one here!'
The smart man thinks for a minute. 'All right' he says, shifting some rubble. 'Move over then.'