Okay I'll start out with a story, then you guys add on to it.
Ok here we go:

Link walks into a cave, sees Abei, like usual, goes for the sword and Abei pulls an SMG at him. Abei shoots at him, and Link goes into a matrix style dodging scene. Link jump-kicks Abei and sends him against the wall. I come in and attack the stone wall cause it owes me 20 dollars, ignoring the fight going on behind me. I eat a 3 bean burrito, and I rip one so stinky, it K.O.s both of them. 15 min later, I'm being chased by the both of them, and I see an octorock on the road. I jump it and it shoots them both. What happens next? That depends on what posts come in....