Ok, everyone in this post has been magically warped into the game Final Fantasy I. What happens next is up to you. You can be anyone from the game (even monsters) but the four fiends, chaos and warmech. BTW I'm Kupo, a Level 50 black wizard.

** Kupo: sure is a nice day out! look at that glistening 8-bit water, and.. wait a second, what's that?

** Broom: HSUP B TCELES.

** Kupo: dude, shut up.

** Broom, HSUP B TCELES, NMAD TI!!!!111

** Kupo: NUKE!

kaaaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

** Broom: HCUO.

** Kupo: Matoya, LLA RUOY ESAB ERA GNOLEB OT SU.

** Matoya: A winner is you. Wait, who are you? I'm blind as hell!

** Kupo: I tire of your incessant blabbing. NUKE!

kaaaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

** Matoya: Ow.

Kupo leaves Matoya's cave smoking the powdery remains of Matoya's body. How did he light it up? the SMOORB, of course.

(hint: don't play ff1 much? read the odd words backwards.)