Rules: Make a set of Conversations using swear words, however they must alertnate words listed below.

BITCH = ITCH
BASTARD = BUSTER
SHIT = CRAP, SHOOT, HIT, SHIST(NOTE: IF USE 'HOLY SHIT', you MUST replace it with 'HOLY CRAPSUCKERS' :))
FUCK = DUCK, BUCK, FREAK or FUDGE
HELL(When used as 'What the Hell','it's as ___ as hell', etc. in context): HECK or H-E-Double Hockey Stick
GOD(When using in vain as in "Oh My God"): GOSH, DOG.
DAMN = DARN, DANG or DEM
ASS = BUTT, HINEY or BACKSIDE

Ok, thats the list of alternates. If you think that some of the words here are not swear words, go itch about it in General Itching :)

Ok, so make your conversations!