Granted, but you are unable to find an actual NES console on which to play them.
I wish my neighbors wouldn't play their stereo so loud.
Granted, but you are unable to find an actual NES console on which to play them.
I wish my neighbors wouldn't play their stereo so loud.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Granted, they instead start pounding on your door very loudly every night around midnight...
I wish for a perfect healthy body...
Granted, but then you fall down an open manhole and break every bone in your perfect healthy body.
I wish for a brand-new Wii U.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Granted, then you drop it down the same manhole you made me fall into (MINE, now!)...
I wish I had not fallen into an open manhole (Owies!!!)
Granted, instead you jumped over it, right into the path of a speeding bus.
I wish I had a nice, cold, bottle of Sprite.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Granted, but I laced it with arsenic because you got me hit by a bus... Bye!
I wish @TheDarkOne was not so darn dark!!
Granted, I'm 1/1000th of a shade lighter.
I wish for everything that's ever been stolen from me to be returned, in the same condition it was in when I last had it.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Granted, but it's so much stuff that it all crushes you when it all returns... (Ouch!)
I wish I could have infinite energy to do everything I want to do...
Granted, but you have so much energy you can't sit still for more than 20 seconds.
I wish True Blood had lasted a few more seasons.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Granted, but it sucked like a vampire on a feeding frenzy...
I wish I knew how @TheDarkOne granted my wish after getting crushed by all of his returned stuff...
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