Since we're fancying up the place...

[MasterSwordUltima]

Can we like...can we get headers for posts? This was a dope ass feature on Acmlm Boards back in the golden age and NOBODY DOES IT ANYMORE. I miss the era when people got super into their account name, and avatar and signature and really dolled them up to stand out and have a presence. You don't really get that anymore.
All ya gotta do is crack open ye olde database and essentially copy the signature tables, make 'em headers, and then whichever pages show posts, have it show the users' header first.

Anyway, drunken 3:30am suggestions, since we're getting all these gnarly bars up in here.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Should be easy to implement and be optional for anybody that wants something a little more modern/cleaner. I'll look into it next year.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Well since nobody else did anything, I went ahead and started (and not finished) adding it.

It only does anything on the Classic Black theme, because that's the only one I use. It also doesn't parse BBCode so it's kinda useless at the moment - on account of that was basically the whole point; having consistent code tags that would then get closed in the signature.

Hell BBCode doesn't even parse in the profile fields (Location, real name, etc). Boo on you vBulletin for not having that feature readily available.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

I keep telling you if you post in that thread somebody will tell you how to fix it.