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    How many licks to get to the center Chris Miller's Avatar
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    Granted, but now you have an unquenchable thirst for pee instead.

    I wish Sarah Jessica Parker would stop stalking me.

    Download Lands of Serenity today! You will be knocked comatose by its sheer awesomeness.
    The Titan's Quest, best played in the bathroom as the excitement can be somewhat...overwhelming.



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    Granted, Sarah Jessica Parker changes her name to Seymour Jones Parkingson and continues to stalk you anyways.

    I wish for a toasted Bacon and Egg Sandwich with a properly cooked, not undercooked nor overcooked egg nor bacon, with the toast not burned, with no chance of me dropping the sandwich afterwards but still being able to drop it if I wanted to, with all the ingredients uncontaminated of anything I might find disgusting, and eating the sandwich will grant me the power to rid the world of fake news.


    git gud faggot

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    Granted, but your dog snatches it out of your hands and eats it instead.

    I wish I had the same powers as Superman but a cooler costume.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    Granted, but the entire world is secretly made of kryptonite.

    I wish for a


    git gud faggot

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    Granted, but as you wished for nothing, you become nothingness and cease to exist.

    I wish I could stabilize at X00547 by splitting my flight path tangentially across the summit vector of 9GX78 with a five-degree inertial correction.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    Its your boi, Guzma! mrz84's Avatar
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    Granted, but you Michael Bay it so EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!

    I wish I was immune to all disease.
    My Quotes and other siggy stuff.
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    Granted, you are dead. No more diseases.

    I wish I could hook the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 sub-meson to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian motion producer.
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    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    It kills you both physically and spiritually and replaces you with artificial intelligence.

    I wish everyone would live forever.

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    Granted, but as a result the world becomes overcrowded with newly immortal humans.

    I wish it wasn't getting so overcrowded with all these newly immortal humans.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    Granted, everyone is evacuated from Earth onto newly terraformed planets with populations of their own choosing and preference of how many people, who the residence are, etc. so every planet has world peace, except for that they all have to ride on a short bus to get there.

    I wish for a banana split with other tropical fruits and nuts in it.

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