My Hill

[mrz84]

Oh, a goddess? Challenge accepted!

I win a game of chance against Death itself and as payment, have him take you to the afterlife (because Death, if Supernatural is to be believed) comes for us all in the end. Even gods.) I then set up a magic circle around the hill to protect from Death and create an army of Dr. Pepeer fueled robots to guard me.

My hill.

[TheDarkOne]

I tell my two cousins who practically live on Dr. Pepper what your robots are fueled with and they make short work of them. I then cross your magic circle (since I am not Death it won't stop me) and drop-kick you off the hill. Then I get all the technology from all versions of Star Trek to serve both defense and offense purposes.

My hill.

[mrz84]

I get the giant space tube thing from the Star Trek movie that involves time travel and whales (ah, OG Star Trek, you were weird, but we loved ya for it) and use it to bring untold destruction to all of the ST tech you have. I then have it hover over the hill, ready to unleash it upon unwary foes.

My hill.

[PinkFairy]

I summon my fairy army (it's nice to have one of these at my disposal) to dismantle your space tube using fairy magic that you humans can't understand. I then imprisons you in an enchanted forest full of such beauty that you don't want to leave even if you could. Meanwhile, the warrior fairies become the guardians what is now...

My hill.

[mrz84]

I awe and wonder at the forest...and then notice the distinct lack of the Doctor of Pepper drink and am suddenly demystified by its magical wonder. I escape via a plot hole (Authors can manipulate those at will ya know) and then gather an army of tentacled monsters and send them after the fairies. Hilarity (and some weird porn) ensues. Since the army of tentacled monsters vanished with the fairies, I assemble the A-Team (because you don't mess with Mr. T) and they are paid handsomely to guard...

My hill.

[TheDarkOne]

I remind the A-Team that their shiw was cancelled and the movie reboot was an abysmal failure. They are so disheartened by this news that they give up and leave.

I have Armored Fleet Dairugger XV and Beast King GoLion standing guard over...

My hill.

[mrz84]

I hit them with EMP bombs and then throw the remains into a convenient plot hole. I assemble a team consisting of Auron from FFX, Yosho/Tenchi's Grandpa from Tenchi Muyo, Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy (any of them really though the one in FF Type-0 guarded a bridge against an entire army by himself so let's go with that one), Kakashi from Naruto (not Shitpudon), General Leo (before his death in FFVI at the hands of Kefka, everyone's favorite psycho clown), Zalbag from FF Tactics, and a poptart (yes, you rad that right) to protect...

My Hill.

[TheDarkOne]

I eat the Pop-Tart and it grants ne with the usual awesome magical powers that come from Pop-Tarts, allowing me to easily walk past all your defenders. Once they are dealt with, I remove you from the hill and reclaim my Armored Fleet Dairugger XV and Beast King GoLion robots who are now shielded against EMPs of any kind. I also add the six-armed robot from that other anine that was almost turned into a thurd Voltron series just for good measure. Oh, and it has the same EMP shielding.

My zarking hill.

[mrz84]

I have Washu (Tenchi Muyo, greatest scientific genius in the universe and all-powerful goddess) hack the mechs and shut them down, then throw them into plot holes again. After building a small tower on top of the hill with a wall surrounding it (about 15 ft tall), I summon an army of robot ninja pirates with EMP shielding to patrol...

My hill.

[TheDarkOne]

Washu fails at trying to hack into my mechs because if you knew anything about these guys you would know that they are essentially sentient machines abd hacking them is therefore not possible. So they are still there, and just to beef up my defenses I get all six Decepticon jets to serve as first-wave defenders, and also have the giant decepticon laser cannon Shockwave to serve as my final wave of defense. All Decepticons have EMP shielding and are also sentient so can’t be hacked.

Hill be mine.