My Hill

[mrz84]

I send the Vision (from Marvel's Avengers comics) to eliminate your defenses. He can become intangible so your defenses are moot and he easily disarms the pylons. As for the worms, I have a bunch of giant robots take care of them.

My defenses include Vision, numerous giant robots, the cast of Golden Girls (who would like to hear them drone on? I have earplugs and Vision can disable his audio sensors if they bug him. The robots? Same as Vision) and a herring.

My hill.

[TheDarkOne]

I storm the hill with an army of My Little Ponies because everyone knows you don't mess with MLP. Then I fry up and eat your herring.

I set up the My Little Ponies to guard the hill because everyone knows you don't mess with MLP,

My hill.

[rock_nog]

I tell Fluttershy that you've been in her shed, and she straight up murders you.

I plant a bunch of saplings on the hill, gather an army of Ents, and tell them that anyone trying to take the hill is trying to hurt the trees.

My hill.

[TheDarkOne]

I tell the Ents that you are trying to hurt the trees, and you can figure out the rest.

I turn the hill invisible and teleport it to another location so nobody can find it in order to take it.

My hill.

[mrz84]

Using a ritual sacrifice of pop tarts, I make a deal with a sugar-loving demon to locate the hill and make it visible again. Since you had no other defenses, I now have the hill.

My defenses this time consist of an army of immortal kittens with the combat ferocity of the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but loyal to me. I also have the Gundams from Gundam Wing set on auto-pilot to patrol the area against anything that isn't a kitten, a gundam from Gundam Wing, or myself.

My hill.

[TheDarkOne]

I fly a Gundam past your Gundams (since I am in a Gundam, they don't stop me) and blast you from the hill. I then use a sonic disruptor to free the kittens from your mind control and they all go back to their loving homes.

I keep the Gundams around for backup defense. I also have the giant robots from Go-Lion and Dairugger XV (known is the US as Voltron III and Voltron I, respectively), along with every form of Megazord from every incarnation of Power Rangers. Also, I have the various Transformers that linked together to form giant robots as well.

My hill.

[TheDarkOne]

It's been three months and nobody has tried to take the hill from me. I guess I win.

My hill.

[Tamamo]

I smash you hill in half n take the bigger hill and dummon 20 moon lords from terraria.

My half hill

[TheDarkOne]

You didn't actually get past my defenses (read the first post) so your attempt to do that fails.

Still my whole hill.

[mrz84]

I EMP the area making the various giant robots useless. With an army of robot ninja pirates at my command, I have turrets that fire beams that send the target it hits to a random dimension set to auto-track the area (excluding myself and the robot ninja pirate army) and to top it off, I make a house of diamond for myself on top of the hill.

My hill.