My Hill

[Tamamo]

I drop the moon on your hil fattening everythong i then put it back in the sky and make a mound of dirt and sit here for my next victim to be come an be swallowed by ma moon physicslivong earth magic and last but certinly not least my cute seductiv tail no man o woman can resist.

[TheDarkOne]

I have the Gods revoke your moon physics powers and then use my dark powers to sever your adorable fluffy tail. With your defenses thus removed I easily reclaim the hill and remove you from it. I restore my giant robots (Go-Lion, Dairugger XV, all Megazords, all Transformers that formed giant robots), and also set up a photonic cannon that will automatically fire at anyone who comes within twenty feet of the top of the hill.

My hill.

[Tamamo]

You forgot my living earth magic i awaaken my sixth ancestor form and swallow your robots back into the ground dorged metal to ore. I regro my tail and over com yo cannon with my fluffiness then i go back to my moumd and mee luna and absorb he soul into my til and summon A gint foot and force you to wash it four you next turn.

do not touch the tail.

i si infron of my dir moun a ply cards of rachnera

[TheDarkOne]

I drop a nuke on your dirt mound, obliterating it and you completely. I surround the area with eighteen-foot thick and six-mile high electrified barbed wire. Oh, and I also encase it in a magical field that nullifies moon physics, earth magic, or fluffiness.

My crater.

[Tamamo]

Idig hol un nederneath and feel your crater wil water an kick you ove th wire.


MY SWIMMING POOL

i also stoole you defense too

[TheDarkOne]

I still have control of over the defenses, so I slip in through a secret entrance known only to me and only I know how to access it. I then put one edge of the still-electrified barbed wire into the water while you are swimming around, and you can figure out the rest.

I then drain the water and invert the crater, turning it back into a hill. Keeping my current defenses, I also create an army of fluffy bunnies and kitties. You don't f*** with fluffy bunnies and kitties.

[mrz84]

Unless you're me. After spending a long period of time mastering magic (most notable mind alteration and telekinesis), I return and use a spell to have the bunnies and kitties become my army. I then attach laser beams to their heads. Because why not? My magic destroys the fence by sending it into the sun while the laser bunnies and kitties destroy anything else that remains. I leave the magic barrier as it will protect from magic I can't protect myself from. I create a personal magic barrier that behaves like Magneto's personal magnetic field and then sit back and enjoy some Dr. Pepper. My hill.

[TheDarkOne]

I poisoned your Dr. Pepper supply while you were doing all the other stuff.

I cover the hill with a gateway into 32-fold dimensional cross-rip. Have fun.

My hill.

[TheDarkOne]

Months have passed and no one has taken the hill. I WIN!

[PinkFairy]

As an aspiring goddess, I easily pass through your dimensional cross-tip, then punt you into it, sealing it on both ends to trap you inside.

I'm an all-powerful goddess. Just let any puny mortal try to take the hill.