The "most interesting man in the world"

[Chris Miller]

When the Roswell aliens captured him, he probed them.

[AquaKitty]

I don't always put jokes in my forum profiles, but when I do, my favorite Zelda game is Freshly Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland.

[Chris Miller]

He finished reading the whole internet.

[Zim]

He's the man that walked into the Men's Warehouse and when he walked out somebody else liked the way he looked.

[Zim]

He knows how to get to Sesame Street, he doesn't keep asking.
When life gives him lemons, he makes lemonade and ALSO meringue.
He had a near death experience once, but when death touched him, death died, & he adopted death jr.

[Zim]

He's been where Donkey Kong gets barrels.

[Jirin]

When he plays though Mass Effect, the ending he gets is satisfying.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's way better beer than Dos Equis.

[Chris Miller]

He can play Crysis on his 486 on max settings with no lag.

[Gleeok]

He liberated all of South Africa by accident once while staying at a Holiday Inn Express.

[Jirin]

When he does lets play challenge runs, he doesn't use save states.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's obscenely over hopped.