Puns [1.0]

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Simple, let's have fun with puns. Here's how this works:

1. The format is chosen by the topic poster. (News article, single words, personal stories, whatever.)
2. The topic poster is chosen by a vote of the most/best puns from the previous topic. ( @CJC had the best puns in 1.0, he gets to make 2.0)
3. Only one pun per post. (Give other members a chance!)

To start, I'm going to quote a conversation from General Discussion that gave me the idea. (http://armageddongames.net/showthrea...re-is-everyone)

This site has been blocked by my employer, hence why I am not here as often anymore.

Playing too much ZC at work,eh?

I just figured it was the secret porn forum.

Shhh. There is no "secret porn forum" remember.

Oh, yeah.

Even if there was, it would be hard to find.

That was physically painful.

That's what she said.

So, as you can see, the current topic is "AGN's Secret Porn Forum."

Remember, it's not a race. Everybody should be fully satisfied when we're through here.