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    Puns [1.0]

    Simple, let's have fun with puns. Here's how this works:

    1. The format is chosen by the topic poster. (News article, single words, personal stories, whatever.)
    2. The topic poster is chosen by a vote of the most/best puns from the previous topic. ( @CJC had the best puns in 1.0, he gets to make 2.0)
    3. Only one pun per post. (Give other members a chance!)

    To start, I'm going to quote a conversation from General Discussion that gave me the idea. (http://armageddongames.net/showthrea...re-is-everyone)

    Quote Originally Posted by rocksfan13 View Post
    This site has been blocked by my employer, hence why I am not here as often anymore.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gleeok View Post
    Playing too much ZC at work,eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by ctrl-alt-delete View Post
    I just figured it was the secret porn forum.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gleeok View Post
    Shhh. There is no "secret porn forum" remember.
    Quote Originally Posted by ctrl-alt-delete View Post
    Oh, yeah.

    Even if there was, it would be hard to find.
    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowTiger View Post
    That was physically painful.
    Quote Originally Posted by ctrl-alt-delete View Post
    That's what she said.
    So, as you can see, the current topic is "AGN's Secret Porn Forum."

    Remember, it's not a race. Everybody should be fully satisfied when we're through here.


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    We've got to be careful. We don't want members using the back door to get in.

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    Yeah, we really should make this place more secure by filling the holes.


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    Porn Forum?! Who would erect such a profane thing?

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    It's a secret, but we should really wrap it up for further protection.


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    Security here is pretty loose.

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    I'm still undecided whether or not we should shave it.


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    Alright guys, this thread has gone on long enough. It's time to wrap it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gleeok View Post
    Alright guys, this thread has gone on long enough. It's time to wrap it up.
    You should really cum up with your own puns instead of repeating mine.


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