...that I keep forgetting about or ignoring for the past year or two. Check this out:

Ever wonder why a bunch of random threads spread across seemingly random forums over the last couple of years have a thread rating of 5 stars, while others don't? (ie; zc bug threads is the most hilarious.) It's because any thread that I reply to since the forum upgrade get's automatically set to that. Presumably because I am so awesome that vbulletin simply cannot process so much awesome at one time.

So, starting now, you may send me $5 via paypal and I will reply to your thread, guaranteed, or your money back. But wait, that's not all. For the first 50 callers I'll also include a one-of-a-kind hand-crafted ASCII artwork at the end of each post. I call this one "the birdy".

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