I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, you have enough money, they're not out of it, but you develop a sudden lactose intolerance...


I wish @TheDarkOne had not mentioned cheesecake... GRRRR!

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but you decide to buy him some anyway

I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, BYE!! (Oops, they can't do that, who would play in these forums with you then??)


I wish the goblins would come and take all the politicians away right now...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but five minutes later they bring them back; they don't want them anymore.

I wish so-called "reality" shows would go off the air permanently and be replaced by something actually entertaining

[bigjoe]

Granted. They are replaced by coliseum death matches and you have to participate.

I wish I could beat Ikaruga.

[rock_nog]

Granted. You could beat Ikaruga. You theoretically have the necessary skills. However, you never will actually beat Ikaruga, because every copy you try to play becomes immediately defective.

I wish I had the ability to win any argument.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but everyone seems to agree with you so you never get into any arguments.

I wish I had the ability to win at any video game.

[Zim]

Alakazam!
Every video game goes straight to end of credits message upon boot up.

I wish I can has a never-ending supply of fresh food.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but it's all food you hate.

I wish Neverwinter Nights was compatible with Windows 8.1

[bigjoe]

Granted. Every Windows 8.1 computer you touch BSODs when you boot it up.

I wish Mario Maker was out already.