I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted: YOU'RE sick instead...

I wish I was not bored...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, instead you're having lots of excitement dodging the shuriken that are being thrown at you from every direction.

I wish I hasn't feeling so drained.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted,you're floating in a pool of water...


I wish I was a millionaire...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but then your bank account is hacked and now you are $1,000,000 in arrears.

I wish I was a successful video game designer.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, you successfully develop one game, and then drift into obscurity...


I wish I still had my $1,000,000...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but you have to pay it back to the bank because of your arrears.

I wish to win the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted but, WHOOPS! Wrong house! Sorry...


I wish I had $2,000,000 so I could pay arrears and still be a millionaire...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but it turns out your overdraft fees come to another million so you have to give them that, too.

I wish to win the PCH Sweepstakes and have it be the right house.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, it is the right house, they give you the huge check, and then your alarm clock wakes you up...




I wish I had a yummy vegan birthday cake!

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but you can't eat it because you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

I wish I had enough money to buy a piece of cheesecake from Sbarro's (and they're not out of it)