I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but you can only speak Klingon, Huttese, and the beeps and whistles that R2-D2 speaks in.

I wish I could speak both feline AND English.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, but suddenly the cats only understand R2D2 type beeps and whistles...


I wish I could fluently speak and completely understand every language ever invented...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but then you become deaf and mute.

I wish I had a working PS2.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, your PS2 now has a job waiting tables at a Cheesecake Factory...


I wish I was not deaf & mute...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, you are a quadriplegic instead.

I wish my PS2 would actually work the way it is supposed to work.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Yeah sure. I can grant that. The only problem is that you can't find a TV with the compatible A/V Aux ports anymore. :\

I wish I had some cheesecake right now. Yeah man. A nice marble swirl cheesecake.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but you have to split it with me.

I wish I had $500 extra cash in legal US currency, tax-free.

[rock_nog]

Granted, but that currency turns out to be marked bills, implicating you in a local bank robbery.

I wish my thumb wasn't so sore so I could get back to playing Skyrim.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, your thumbs are fine, but all your other fingers are broken.

I wish I had some Amy's veggie lasagne.

[TheDarkOne]

You forgot to make your own wish.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't sick.