I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but then you discover that your unlimited wishes were taken back because you didn't use them for so long (so sorry).

I wish I could communicate with cats.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, "Meow, Rawr, & Hiss" is your full vocabulary now... Have fun!!



I wish for Santa Claus to give me $10,000,000... (NOT stolen, & NOT counterfeit, & NOT Monopoly or any other board game money...)

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but Santa Claus doesn't really exist. You'll get your $10,000,000 from him if and when he ever does...

I wish my cats could speak and understand English.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, your cats can speak and understand English, but you still only speak Feline...


I wish for World Peace (NOT a dream, I don't die and not be able to enjoy it, and it lasts forever...)

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but the world blows up two days later and therefore it is total peace that would last forever. Oh, and you didn't die in the process, so you're just floating in space.

I wish Final Fantasy VI would be remade for the 3DS and released in North America, in English, and without anything happening to my 3DS that would make it unplayable.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, but the game is so expensive that you die while trying to save up for it...


I wish I was not floating in space after the world blew up...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, you get assimilated by the Borg.

I wish I didn't die trying to save up for that game.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, welcome to the Borg...


I wish I was not Borg, I like to have thoughts of my own...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, you break free of the Borg collective, but they send drones to kill you. Nice knowing you....

I wish I wasn't one of the drones that was sent to kill you.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted,the whole Borg mess was a dream... We're both alive, but you're still stuck speaking only Feline...


I wish to be multilingual...