I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, the same way you could play a Wii U down in the sewer with every bone in your body broken.

I wish I had some fresh salmon.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, but it's 9 Lives (MEOW?!?)


I wish for vegan chocolate truffles...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but you eat too many and get sick.

I wish for fresh strawberries.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, but they're GMO berries, and they gradually turn you into a giant strawberry... Ummm... You look DELICIOUS!!


I wish I could resist eating @TheDarkOne , as he is now a giant strawberry...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, just as you are about to take a big bite, I turn back into a human. I look down at you with your mouth wide open about to bite me and say "I suppose there is a logical explanation for this?"

I wish there were some real Final Fantasy games for the 3DS besides the Theaterhythm games.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted,but just as they're released, your 3DS breaks and you can't play them...



I wish I owned both Theatrhythm games...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but then your 3DS breaks and you also cannot play them.

I wish I was as smart as Sheldon Cooper (but still with my own personality).

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, you are fictionally as smart as Sheldon Cooper (as he is a fictional character...), and you still have your own personality(ies)...



I wish I had unlimited wishes...

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but then you get amnesia and forget you have them.

I wish to live forever.

[PunkNMetal71]

Granted, but you have to watch everyone else around you die. You're so lonely... (Sowwy!)



I wish... I wish... (STUPID amnesia!) I wish I could remember how to make wishes...