I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

[mrz84]

Granted, it was some random stalker (don't worry, I dealt....with them)

I wish PinkFairy was able to access all of the forums again.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but for some reason she just doesn't seem to want to. Something about not being allowed to access the Veldt.

I wish I knew why I can access the Veldt but Megan can't.

[mrz84]

Granted, but for some reason everybody that could tell us is silenced by a swarm of killer bees right before they can tell us.

I wish for a sandwich.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, here's a piece of dried-out ham with expired mayonnaise and stale cheese between two slices of moldy bread. Enjoy.

I wish Pink Fairy could access the Veldt because maybe then she'd come back.

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but I still don't have access to it.

I wish there was some explanation available as to WHY I can't access it.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but that explantion comes at the cost of certain internal organs.

I wish I had more candy.

[mrz84]

Granted, but its poison flavor.

I wish for some salt water taffy.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but it's the same flavor as the candy you gave me.

I wish I had my refund from eBay already.

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but you get in Euros and can't get it converted into US currency.

I wish there were still full-serve gas stations. Sometimes I just don't feel like pumping gas.

[mrz84]

Granted, but they self-destruct after every use causing widespread fear of them and a push to alternative fuels.

I wish for salt water taffy that isn't poisoned flavor (years of failed poisoning attempts by my younger brother not only gives me immunity to poison effects, but also makes it taste like cardboard)