This is the new version of the original "I Wish" game started by CarrotRed.


In essence, you've got a magic lamp that will grant your wish, but the genie (the next poster) is a douchebag. You grant the wish of the previous poster in the worst way possible.

For example:
1st Poster
I wish I had a big old sandwich!

2nd Poster
Well you'd better get used to tupperware, buddy, because you're a big old ham on rye now!

I wish I had a luxury car.

3rd Poster
Well you do, but it's drawn on a piece of loose-leaf paper.

I wish I was taller.



And so forth. I'll start.


I wish I was less afraid of heights.