I've been cloned

[Beldaran]

Holy crap, I just had the weirdest experience ever.

My parents got a dog. They had to go somewhere overnight, so they put the dog up for the night at PetSmart's dog care hotel thing, or whatever. Anyway, they scanned the cover of the brochure and sent it to me.

The guy on the cover, sitting with a dog, looks EXACTLY LIKE ME, but 10-15 years older. He doesn't look "sort of" like me. He doesn't "resemble" me. I've been CLONED.

It's the weirdest thing I've ever experienced.

I don't even know what else to type. I'm just so weirded out. Someone has my exact face. EXACT. Ahhh! [shudder]

[rock_nog]

God, the last thing the world needs is another Beldaran. I mean, it's bad enough I have a little mini-you in my head to allow me to either channel you when required or to endlessly argue with myself.

Seriously though, that's incredibly bizarre. Even if someone looked exactly like you, what are the odds you would actually happen to see that person? I mean, I guess it has to happen every now and again, but still, yeah... I don't know what else to say, either. Just freakin' weird.

[Brasel]

The guy on the cover, sitting with a dog, looks EXACTLY LIKE ME, but 10-15 years older. He doesn't look "sort of" like me. He doesn't "resemble" me. I've been CLONED. [shudder]

He's older? You sure he wasn't the one who was cloned?

[Modus Ponens]

You said it, Tony. This is so The 6th Day.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Holy crap, I just had the weirdest experience ever.

My parents got a dog. They had to go somewhere overnight, so they put the dog up for the night at PetSmart's dog care hotel thing, or whatever. Anyway, they scanned the cover of the brochure and sent it to me.

The guy on the cover, sitting with a dog, looks EXACTLY LIKE ME, but 10-15 years older. He doesn't look "sort of" like me. He doesn't "resemble" me. I've been CLONED.

It's the weirdest thing I've ever experienced.

I don't even know what else to type. I'm just so weirded out. Someone has my exact face. EXACT. Ahhh! [shudder]

Pics or it never happened.

[Shazza Dani]

pics or it didn't happen

Fixed. Gawd, why do people fuck up that phrase?

[ShadowTiger]

You took out all the capitalization. D:


Though I do agree, do please provide an image of it for comparison.

[Shazza Dani]

It doesn't need to be capitalised. It's a regurgitated preconceived response—no need to dress it up like a real sentance. >.>

[ctrl-alt-delete]

It doesn't need to be capitalised. It's a regurgitated preconceived response—no need to dress it up like a real sentance. >.>

No need for you to correct my sentences...especially because you might be one of the worst spellers to post here.

Sorry I didn't dumb down my sentence for you.

[Shazza Dani]

Really, I'm one of the worst spellers? That's just… untrue.

I didn't say you should should dumb down anything. You posted a commonly-used internet phrase, only you fucked it up. I only pointed it out.


Bleh. I know I'm sounding like an annoying bitch. I shouldn't have said anything to begin with.