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I got the idea for this thread from the above link.
My favorite movie line is: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Which is, of course, from "Gone With The Wind".
What is yours?
http://www.ireport.com/ir-topic-stor...topicId=181409
I got the idea for this thread from the above link.
My favorite movie line is: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Which is, of course, from "Gone With The Wind".
What is yours?
If you love... love without reservation. If you fight... fight without fear.
ST: If you're going to go the way of the ostrich and stick your head into the sand or up your butt and expect everything to go the way you had imagined it, you deserve your fate.
"You know what I do? I stick my boner up in my waistband. It hides it and it feels good. I almost blew a load in my bellybutton the other day." -Seth, from Superbad.
Winner of the Side Splitter award in the first Writing Contest
"Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head, remember that?"
"That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me."
-Ghostbusters
The artist formally known as macweirdo42, formally known as weirdguy (it's a long, uninteresting story).
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave..."
-HAL 9000
2001: A Space Odyssey
(and really, anything else said by HAL fits here as well)
"Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"
-Another quote from Ghostbusters
Really, to be fair, there are very few quotes from Ghostbusters that don't reek with awesomeness.
The artist formally known as macweirdo42, formally known as weirdguy (it's a long, uninteresting story).
my signature...
If you are caught by the gorillas, you must remember one thing.
What's that?
Never to speak!
What the hell would I have to say to a gorilla?
Lt. Ronald Spiers: Do you know why you hid in that ditch, Blithe?
Pvt. Albert Blithe: I was scared.
Lt. Ronald Spiers: We're all scared. You hid in that ditch because you think there's still hope. But Blithe, the only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can function as a soldier is supposed to function- without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends on it.
-Band of Brothers
Tony Stark (to the automated fire extinguisher): If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.
This exchange is from my possibly-favorite movie, Zero Effect, starring Bill Pullman as Daryl Zero, an antisocial-yet-highly-effective private detective. The humor here lies in the fact that Miss Sullivan is trying to figure out if Zero is actually the accountant he claims to be or someone else, by having him do her tax returns, and he's trying his ass off to bluff that he is.
GLORIA SULLIVANAlright, you're an accountant, so you would know: what is the Corrodium III Deduction?
DARYL ZEROThe Corrodium III Deduction.... That's a very good question because that, in fact, is probably the most widely misunderstood deduction in the book.
GLORIA SULLIVANReally.
DARYL ZEROIndeed. The Corrodium III Deduction is an incentive used by large manufacturers who can limit their use of class III decay toxins such as corrodium and... [He pauses to think, removing his GLASSES] ...malgorium.There is a pause. GLORIA is now pretty sure that ZERO is no accountant, and ZERO is unsure whether his bluff succeeded.Anything else?
GLORIA shakes her head.
All men are mortal.
Socrates is a man.
Therefore, all men are Socrates.
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