AGN's New TOS

[Mitsukara]

Glenn the Great is far superior to all previous administrators and owners combined. We all know he programmed Zelda Classic single handedly and created the site, and Warlord's involvement occured via blackmail, and because Glenn's nice and didn't want his wife's secret affair that he didn't really know about but would've been okay with exposed and wanted to keep it secret so she didn't get hurt, he went along with the wicked scheme.

But now I am here to tell the truth! I realize you know now. I was just so scared you would hate me for what I did, it was such a stupid mistake! I love you, and it means so much to me just to realize that you don't mind. Thank you honey! I'm sure everything will be wonderful at AGN now, and no one will ever fight here again.

Although Lightning-z is still a poopyhead for giving me forums that don't work And so is that Goatboy character with his rap. He called me a bone-choker, but I don't know what that means, I know it's mean though. But I just ignore that now, and work on drawing my tentacle rape hentai.

Also, Zelda64gld, you are my personal hero and mentor. I would follow you to the ends of the Earth, for it was you who taught me true wisdom and the ways of the universe. I cannot thank you enough.

Additionally, I find it bemusingly ironic that Skulkraken is using Glenn's Aquamentus sprite for an avatar.

[Glenn the Great]

Glenn the Great is far superior to all previous administrators and owners combined. We all know he programmed Zelda Classic single handedly and created the site, and Warlord's involvement occured via blackmail, and because Glenn's nice and didn't want his wife's secret affair that he didn't really know about but would've been okay with exposed and wanted to keep it secret so she didn't get hurt, he went along with the wicked scheme.

But now I am here to tell the truth! I realize you know now. I was just so scared you would hate me for what I did, it was such a stupid mistake! I love you, and it means so much to me just to realize that you don't mind. Thank you honey! I'm sure everything will be wonderful at AGN now, and we will never fight again.

Except that Lightning-Z is an asshole and the forum he gave me doesn't work.

Also, Zelda64gld, you are my personal hero and mentor. I would follow you to the ends of the Earth, for it was you who taught me true wisdom and the ways of the universe. I cannot thank you enough.

Also, I find it bemusingly ironic that Skulkraken is using Glenn's Aquamentus sprite for an avatar.

You have honored me. For that, I will give you a place at my almighty right hand while I grace my thrown in paradise. Follow me. Love me. Worship me.

[Mitsukara]

'Til all are one!

[Glenn the Great]

Yes, you have honored me. However, I have one indiscretion with you.


Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: In Glenn's FTP
Posts: 3,835

What are you doing snooping around in my FTP? Hopefully, you are searching my heart for something to worship and love. You will not find that in my FTP though. Only porn and anime.

[Mitsukara]

And that would be exactly what I'm there for, of course.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Okay...did we get hacked...or did we get sold?

No way I am hanging around here if lightningz and Glenn are running the place. This shit is gay.

But what I really mean to say is All Hail Glenn!

[punkonjunk1024]

For those of you not already in the know, Warlord, due to financial issues, has sold AGN to Lightning-Z.

I guess not enough of you assholes signed up for premium membership, and Warlord's rap career was not worth a shit, so it was sell AGN, or keep AGN and not be able to feed his new wife. He chose her over all of you, even though he has known us for years. It is just like I have been trying to tell you all along...Warlord does not give a shit about us, and he would betray us in a heartbeat.

Since I am now an administrator, here is the new TOS.

1. Piss me off, get banned.

Thank you for your time.

Bolded for emphasis tard.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Yeah, because believing anything that comes out of Glenn's...or your mouth is a good idea.

I'll believe it when I hear from Whorelord myself...over AIM, to be sure that it is not you "FAGGTO'S!!!!1"

Edit: Oh, cool avatar guys. I actually like it.

[Kairyu]

Honest to God, I can't even begin to understand how someone like that could become a Moderator.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Are you talking about me?