Woman spends TWO YEARS on the "jon"....0_o

[Aegix Drakan]

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MindMoo...4440375&page=1

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) -- Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years -- so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

:o This is absolutely insane.


WoW players beware: Don't hold on to your mouse for too long, or IT might fuse to your hand permanently!

[phattonez]

Yeah, my legs would fall asleep, I couldn't stand it.

[Archibaldo]

How do you spend 2 years on a toilet seat?

[Shyvus]

How do you spend 2 years on a toilet seat?

Really severe agoraphobia or some other psychosis.

She's nuts, give her a break.

[Brasel]

I just...can't believe this...why would she do this to herself? Why would anyone? Nut cases I tell you.

[Zelda_Warrior]

How is that even possible...? I cant sit on one for half an hour, let alone that long

[Pineconn]

I was fully expecting to see a picture of a blonde woman when I clicked on that link...

...You can kill me now, Jenny/someone else with blonde hair.

[MoonCheese]

Holy...moly. Two years? Even a week would be a long time to just sit on the toilet seat. Did she do anything like read books, or just sit in there staring at the wall for two years? Also, if I was the boyfriend, I would have called police long before two years!

[Cloral]

Well I guess that is the one place you could stay for that long without moving. Anywhere else you'd have to get up every so often to do that.

[AlphaDawg]

Shoot, I just finished an eight-hour Zelda Classic marathon and it already felt like I'd have to be surgically removed from my desk chair. I guess I just don't have it in me to last the full two years. I'm also wondering... how, or did she bathe at all in those two years? I have numerous other questions as well, but we'll leave it at that for now.

WoW players beware: Don't hold on to your mouse for too long, or IT might fuse to your hand permanently!

QFT my man! Half of my friends are addicted to that damn game! That's why I refuse to play it!

Well I guess that is the one place you could stay for that long without moving. Anywhere else you'd have to get up every so often to do that.

Good point. I just hope they had another john in the house for everybody else to use...