Wealth medal in real life!

[cbailey78]

Imagine if there was wealth medals in real life. What would you do if you own a wealth medal.

[Beldaran]

What do you mean by "wealth medal"?

[gamer07]

Go on a cheap bying spree......hahahahaha...it whould be great!!!!!oh yeah think how cheap the $ store whould be...lol

[Pineconn]

A "wealth medal" is a new item in Zelda Classic that cuts the cost of shop items by 25%, 50%, or 75%, depending on the strength of the item.

I would buy me an HDTV and fast internet. Price is the only thing that separates me and sweet, sweet technology.

[Beldaran]

I would buy hookers.

[AtmaWeapon]

I would sell it, because the latent properties of the medal would continuously increase my yield from the suckers that tried to buy it.

[Modus Ponens]

I'd save 25% or more on car insurance.

[The_Amaster]

(You have no idea how much I wanted this to be a news article...)
I would buy me every DS game I ever wanted, then buy a Wii, then buy every Wii game I ever wanted. Assuming I had the 25% one.

Then I'd end world hunger.

[ZTC]

I'd get my eyes fixed for cheap. That and a shitload of anime,

[Glenn the Great]

All I can say is that if someone came into my store with a 25% off "Wealth Medal", I'd hike the price by a third to allow them to use it.