Watashi-wa L desu. (God I love Death Note) My best friend is studying Japanese, I just watch lots of anime.
Or, for a random Latin phrase, "Omnia Galia in tres partes divisa est. Quid quid id est, timeo Danaos et dona ferentis."
Baruch attah Adonai, eloheinu melech ha-olam.
My mother's from Russia, I really should know how to speak it, but I don't. I'm a terrible son.
And pocky's awesome. It's like tiny pretzel sticks covered in sweet toppings.
In fact, that's exactly what it's like.