Gather around, bitches.

[moocow]

AHAHAHAHA, this is awesome! I love it!

[AtmaWeapon]

ATMAWEAPON stands before LIGHTNINGZ in front of a gigantic pit. ATMAWEAPON draws his sword and holds it to LIGHTNINGZ'S throat

LIGHTNINGZ: what why u do this i prmised u glory why u no take it

ATMAWEAPON: Man use a spellchecker or something.

LIGHTNINGZ: i wrot one myself it is on my ligntngz website we have 10,000 clients dont shoot me this is madness

ATMAWEAPON: THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAAA!!!!

ATMAWEAPON delivers a solid kick to LIGHTNINGZ's chest and LIGHTNINGZ falls screaming into the hole and, I don't know toss some slow motion and stuff with some k-rad guitars with a kind of Arabic overtone (make sure to get some sitars)

SCENE 2

ATMAWEAPON and the rest of the MOBLIN KREW stand before the injured LIGHTNINGZ

LIGHTNINGZ: *grunt* ugh... the hackz of a thousand ghosts hackrs will disend upon AGN... our 1448 hax wil blot out the forems

ATMAWEAPON: (smiling) THEN WE SHALL POST INTO NOTEPAD!



I've got more but it's time to go play animal crossing I promise I'll finish (maybe) I have a lot of projects due tomorrow. Here is my analysis:

[X] Catchphrases
[X] Attacks on common enemies
[X] Complete lack of attention to the rest of the thread
[X] buttes

I win give me my prize!

[moocow]

ATMAWEAPON stands before LIGHTNINGZ in front of a gigantic pit. ATMAWEAPON draws his sword and holds it to LIGHTNINGZ'S throat

LIGHTNINGZ: what why u do this i prmised u glory why u no take it

ATMAWEAPON: Man use a spellchecker or something.

LIGHTNINGZ: i wrot one myself it is on my ligntngz website we have 10,000 clients dont shoot me this is madness

ATMAWEAPON: THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAAA!!!!

ATMAWEAPON delivers a solid kick to LIGHTNINGZ's chest and LIGHTNINGZ falls screaming into the hole and, I don't know toss some slow motion and stuff with some k-rad guitars with a kind of Arabic overtone (make sure to get some sitars)

SCENE 2

ATMAWEAPON and the rest of the MOBLIN KREW stand before the injured LIGHTNINGZ

LIGHTNINGZ: *grunt* ugh... the hackz of a thousand ghosts hackrs will disend upon AGN... our 1448 hax wil blot out the forems

ATMAWEAPON: (smiling) THEN WE SHALL POST INTO NOTEPAD!



I've got more but it's time to go play animal crossing I promise I'll finish (maybe) I have a lot of projects due tomorrow. Here is my analysis:

[X] Catchphrases
[X] Attacks on common enemies
[X] Complete lack of attention to the rest of the thread
[X] buttes

I win give me my prize!

No prize until we dine in hell.