Trapped on an island.

[beefster09]

It transforms into a giant lint monster. Lucky you! He's tame and he swims you back home.

I bring a roll of wet toilet paper.

[Bender]

Since the toilet paper is the only thing you have to eat, you get real pissed and swim home for a sandwich.

I bring the latest issue of Hustler.

[Dupl!cate]

It is a special men edition and you end up puking your guts out. The puke hardens and creates a path to the playboy mansion.

I bring a poptart.

[Tygore]

The Pop-Tart overcooks. We all know how dangerous those are, and the flaming power of Pop-Tarts is powerful enough to propel you back to the nearest semi-civilized country.

I bring a moose.

[Aegix Drakan]

you accidentally piss it off, and it starts chasing you. That's more than enough incentive to swim back to civilization.

I bring a years supply of pizza.

[Dupl!cate]

You eat all the pizza in one night and gain 400 pounds, you are so fat you float to civilization.

I bring a bag full of paint.

[mrz84]

You paint an SOS on the beach away from the water. Eventually someone rescues you.

I take Mallet-sama (you never know if you need to smash something)

[Aegix Drakan]

you smash up a bunch of stumps and suddenly, the*you solved the puzzle!* zelda music plays, revealing a hidden hovercraft.

I bring Jack Sparrow. My escape is now assured for one very good reason. He's captain Jack sparrow!

[Din]

A nearby tree falls on him, but you ride the log as a boat to civilization.


I take toe jam.

[The_Amaster]

I use it to glue some logs together, and float away.

I take a bag of corn chips.