Trapped on an island.

[beefster09]

Okay, your going to be trapped on an island, and you can only take one thing. You say the thing that you are going to take. Then the next person rescues you using that thing.
Example:
I will take a rubber band.

The Next person.
It is attached to two large poles, and you are flung onto a nearby boat.
I take a sandwich.

Get it? Ok, I'll start!

I take a meatball.

[Aegix Drakan]

you use it as bait for a sea turtle, which you ride to shore on.

I take a lawn chair! (>_> what's the point of being marooned on a tropical island, if you can't relax?)

[beefster09]

You relax and calmly wait for a rescuer. Then it doesn't come, so you make a raft and attach the lawn chair to it, patiently waiting to get rescued.

I take a giant, tame water spider.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

I kill the spider with a giant space laser, 'cause hey, giant spiders are nasty. When we send a team to investigate the charred remains, you are rescued.


I take a large red bucket.

[Limzo]

You climb inside the bucket and it floats out to sea. It ends up on another island, and you end up joining a community of 10 other people who've got trapped on the other island and have built a thriving village.

I bring Wales.

[beefster09]

Well, you can't bring a country, so I guess you just kinda warp to Wales. Or do you mean whales? If that were the case, they carry you over to Wales.

I'll bring a skewer.

[Limzo]

It pulls a giant kebab into port and you ride it to Wales.

I bring Scotland.

[Limzo]

Their anger for you being English rockets you out of the sky and back to England's green and pleasant land.

I bring the Grim Reaper.

[beefster09]

He kills you, and then you respawn in your bedroom.

I bring a turkey. (alive)

[Limzo]

You get on its back and it flies away home.

I bring a piece of lint.