Think you for unbanning me

[lightning-z]

most of company staff 14% of our site do this. The 86% call us losers for doing it. But they just don't know how to have a good time. We have about 25,000 employees. 12,000 people do it for fun i guess they must be losers too. but lightning-z.com only have 0.5% of them employee's. Small company we work for.

[Saffith]

Okay, so, that comes to, um...
Let's see. Most of your 0.5% of the company's 25,000 employees (14%, to be exact), which comes to... 12,000?

12,000 people. My. One at a time, from the sound of it. So you guys change off every 7.2 seconds? No wonder your spelling's so bad.

25,000 employees. Impressive. That's roughly half as many as Microsoft. I must say, that's awfully large for a company that doesn't turn up a single Google result except for its own homepage.

And that's a a hell of a lot of people who don't know a damn thing about HTML, copyright law, and not being an idiot.



I, unfortunately, am only one person, and I must be going to bed now. I look forward to hearing from your lawyer, John P. Truskett, whom I expect will be using his brand new Hotmail account.
One lawyer for a company of that size? That must be one hell of a lawyer. I'm literally typing the words "trembling with fear" at the thought of what's to come.

[lightning-z]

our html code people do know what they are doing. We just play with the code when we get it. So they try to get onto us. But we are the underlayers we just do the how do i say this just do text pages.
the lawer thing we have more then one. he's the one the main company let us use most of the time. He might not be the one we use this time. who knows but **** ***** the main owner. that was a clue to whom you talk to.

[goKi]

Best thread ever. I've never given so many positive reps.

I think he actually believes in his cause, guys. (i know in saying that, i'll get a response of 'haha, i was jk.. lolol')

But seriously, this shit made my day.

[Lilith]

posting in a legendary thread

[Archibaldo]

I am not a idiot! I don't take 6mins to spell 12 words. I was watching and timing you. Kairyu you don't exist you don't bring home a paycheck and you can't harm me in anyway so you are but a dream.

granite? Is that you?

[Kairyu]

Interesting... but the cat doesn't not recieve a paycheck. I'm not convinced that the cat is real unless it recieves a paycheck and can bite you! So there, the cat is fake! Let me know when it gets a paycheck!

I just recieved this from Lightning-z the cat:

Clearly, we owe Lightning-z the cat an apology. He is clearly an integral part of a larger organization, one with tremendous power and influence. I'd guess he's with the Mafia. Or maybe the Illuminati.

[ZTC]

I can't beleave you are so messed up in the head. lightning-z.com is a sister site of our main. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA way funning to bad you can't find out who's the true owner. it's on the net but i an't giving it away.

provide the site address, you liar

[SeirraMist]

Threads like this make the whole world look a bit nicer.

[Breaker]

wow..