Betcha cant rap like me...

[dimepiece]

Alll right homies, this is a poematic thread. I come up with a rap, then its the next persons turn to comment and come up with their own rap... LET THE RHYMEFEST BEGIN!!!

I the #1 G, the original P.I.MP! Im a straight up thug, crush my enemies like bugs. Step in their face, rip out them braces. Leavin no traces. Buying some cases. What you know about me, what you know about these streets. THE NAMES DIMEPIECE!

Commentary please...
AND REMEMBER! BREAK IT DOWN HOMY!

[Darth Marsden]

Right.

My name's Darth Marsden, I'm a Sith Lord
Don't mess with me, my word is law
I'm better then you, the world knows that
If you cross me, I'm gonna kick your ass
Don't need no glock, I got the Force
Killed before, it's par for the course
No blood on my hands, 'cause I'm too quick
Don't f**k with me or you're in the s**t!

(I'm only doing this 'cause I'm bored. Not gonna be a regular thing.)

[Abei]

o--kay...

yo yo yo I am DJ hawking,look at all Your gawking I rap in Your face,have thoeries about space and me and my honey got lots of money but We leave no trace.wurd

[Gerudo]

PLEASE dont take this as flaming, as it is in jest. i'm just following the guidelines of the game. i would hope it's all in good fun. also: it's not directed at anyone specific.

rap as good as you?

yo son, i can do better,
i rap words, when you only rap letters,
and what's this i hear you spoutin?
my talent is larger than that imaginary mountain,
between your legs, as if it ever existed,
when God gave em out, you musta missed it,
talkin about the number one G round here,
the only thing your number one of is bein' queer,
so dont talk about anything because you just suck,
the ladies hate you so you only get a gay fuck,
should i go on, or should i stop this greatness?
i think i've embarrased you enough to hate this...
the name's Gerudo, and i got your game,
now get outta here, your rap shit is lame...

:O

[dimepiece]

PLEASE dont take this as flaming, as it is in jest. i'm just following the guidelines of the game. i would hope it's all in good fun. also: it's not directed at anyone specific.

rap as good as you?

yo son, i can do better,
i rap words, when you only rap letters,
and what's this i hear you spoutin?
my talent is larger than that imaginary mountain,
between your legs, as if it ever existed,
when God gave em out, you musta missed it,
talkin about the number one G round here,
the only thing your number one of is bein' queer,
so dont talk about anything because you just suck,
the ladies hate you so you only get a gay fuck,
should i go on, or should i stop this greatness?
i think i've embarrased you enough to hate this...
the name's Gerudo, and i got your game,
now get outta here, your rap shit is lame...

:O

Yo man your my bitch now.
Goes into analyzing mode.

yo son, i can do better,
Bullshit
i rap words, when you only rap letters,
First of all if you where rhyming words you would be be rhyming like this "Yo it time, mother fuckin time
and what's this i hear you spoutin?
That be my skill that can kill.
my talent is larger than that imaginary mountain,
That's not a good thing, that phrase literately means your talent crushes you because you lack the abilities to wield it.
between your legs, as if it ever existed,
Are you gay, have you seen pornographic pictures of me and started masturbating.
when God gave em out, you musta missed it,

talkin about the number one G round here,

the only thing your number one of is bein' queer,

so dont talk about anything because you just suck,

the ladies hate you so you only get a gay fuck,

should i go on, or should i stop this greatness?

i think i've embarrased you enough to hate this...

the name's Gerudo, and i got your game,

now get outta here, your rap shit is lame...

[dimepiece]

Yo man your my bitch now.
Goes into analyzing mode.

yo son, i can do better,
Bullshit
i rap words, when you only rap letters,
First of all if you where rhyming words you would be be rhyming like this "Yo it time, mother fuckin time
and what's this i hear you spoutin?
That be my skill that can kill.
my talent is larger than that imaginary mountain,
That's not a good thing, that phrase literately means your talent crushes you because you lack the abilities to wield it.
between your legs, as if it ever existed,
Are you gay, have you seen pornographic pictures of me and started masturbating.
when God gave em out, you musta missed it,
What the fuck you talking about, I've never met god in my life, satan on the other hand I've seen a couple times.
talkin about the number one G round here,
WTF, that's all I gotta say.
the only thing your number one of is bein' queer,
With you lusting after me your a queer to
so dont talk about anything because you just suck,
That doesn't count you spiked the punch with sex drugs
the ladies hate you so you only get a gay fuck,
Thanks to you bitch, And a gay
should i go on, or should i stop this greatness?
I dare you to do that, I'll just keep on analyzing your bullshit
i think i've embarrased you enough to hate this...
Likewise, but since I'm a Satanist and that isn't gonna change yo man you an me gonna burn in flames cause were both bound down in changes nothings ever gonna change, cause your still the same and you'll never rape me again cause it isn't fun which means you ain't getting none, from me or anybody else except Good Old Chris Cringle.
the name's Gerudo, and i got your game,
You might know your name but you don't even get the basics of this fucking game.
now get outta here, your rap shit is lame...
BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU OUT OF MY THREAD!!!

Come on guys, throw in a little commentary for my personal intertainment! And remember no flaming in the commentary. "or at least try not to"

[Glitch]