Irish Drinking Songs!

[ShadowTiger]

Come one, come all, and join me in a round of Irish drinking songs!

The lines must begin and end with:

Oh idy idy idy idy idy idy iye,

Oh idy idy idy idy idy idy iye,

I went to a bar last night
but I was all alone;
I stormed up to the manager
and asked to use his phone, ...
I dialed all my best buds
but nobody was home,
they were dancing with the stripper
who was that guy from Home Alone!

Oh idy idy idy idy idy idy iye,

[Link 101]

Oh idy idy idy idy idy idy iye,

SO me and the Manager boozed it up
I drank so much I almost threw up
I began to rant about politics
But he manager beat me down with sticks
I had to take a pee
But the manager said I needed the key
So I snagged it up
When I got in there there was only a cup

Oh idy idy idy idy idy idy iye!

[Darth Marsden]

Oh idy idy idy idy idy idy iye,

PUT the cup on the floor, aimed and shot
but I missed and got it on my sock
Took it off and threw it away
Went back out and joined the part-ay
The manager chucked and so did I
And then in came the cleaning guy
Cleaned up the mess and looked at us both
Grabbed a drink and said 'Let's Go!'

Oh idy idy idy idy idy idy iye!

[Limzo]

Oh idy idy idy idy idy idy iye,
Ald lang syne not be forgot,
For the sake of Ald lang syne!
Ald lang syne not be forgot,
For the sake of Ald lang syne!
Oh idy idy idy idy idy idy iye!

[Abei]

Oh idy idy idy idy iye,
for the fight last night y'gotaa payy!
in the last day of mayyyy!
party all night and throw up al dayyyyyy
oh - ay!

idy idy idy idy idy idy idy idy ie!