... because an elephant never forgets. Heh. Cute.
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Subject: Men Beware!
Latest scam, and according to Snopes. com, this one is real.
Guys need to be careful. I am a victim of the latest scam which is
happening in parking lots of Kings Supermarkets.
Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking. One
starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your
window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse. While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the backseat. Then both are begging you for a ride home.
Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
I couldn't find them on Saturday.
Ladies, please pass this warning on to your husbands if they tend to do alot of the food shopping. Thanks
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Okay, this one's a new one. o.o'
13 Reasons Not To Drink
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Enjoy. :p