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  1. 03-17-2006, 10:18 AM #1
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    Year's Best Headlines of 2004

    THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2004:

    Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
    Imagine that!

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert
    No, really?

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    Now that's taking things a bit far!

    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    Not if I wipe thoroughly!

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    What a guy!


    Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    See if that works any better than a fair trial!


    War Dims Hope for Peace
    I can see where it might have that effect!


    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    You think?!

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    Who would have thought!

    Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police
    Suspect Homicide
    They may be on to something!

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
    He probably IS the battery charge

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    Weren't they fat enough?!

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    That's what he gets for eating those beans!

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    Taste like chicken?

    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    Boy, are they tall!

    And the winner is....

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    Did I read that sign right?
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  2. 03-17-2006, 10:22 AM #2
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    Re: Year's Best Headlines of 2004

    That was good. There are alot in there that I like lol.
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  3. 03-17-2006, 10:50 AM #3
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    Re: Year's Best Headlines of 2004

    :rofl: Rocksfan strikes again! Nice stuff!
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  4. 03-17-2006, 11:01 AM #4
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    Re: Year's Best Headlines of 2004

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    ROFL XD LOL drool ... . And that goes for all of them. Nice one, rocksfan13.
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  5. 03-17-2006, 11:13 AM #5
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    Re: Year's Best Headlines of 2004

    Keep in mind that these were actual headlines!
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  6. 03-17-2006, 11:21 AM #6
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    Re: Year's Best Headlines of 2004

    That's exactly what's so funny about them.
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  7. 03-17-2006, 12:30 PM #7
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    Re: Year's Best Headlines of 2004

    LOL! I needed a good laugh this morning... thanks for supplying what I needed :)
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    Re: Year's Best Headlines of 2004



    thanks for the laughs
    I might of seen one or two of em on Leno's Headlines last year, can't remember exactly though...
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    Re: Year's Best Headlines of 2004

    Owowowowowow... Hurt from laughing so hard. ROFL Oh man that was great.
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    Re: Year's Best Headlines of 2004

    Those are really funny, man! I was stiffling laughter once I caught on to some of these.
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