I Wish... You Were A Frog

[King Aquamentus]

Granted, but he no longer screws up his speeches, and whenever you speak, well... Lol...

I wish I didn't have ADD.

[me2]

Granted. You have ADHD.

I wish I had a faster connection.

[King Aquamentus]

Granted. you are now trapped in the internet, instantly going to sites without the aid of a server.

I wish Al quieda's intelligence dropped by 300%, and they knocked on my door asking if "this is a cave" so I could beat them up and take pictures of them wetting themselves, which I would post on the internet for all patriots to see.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but everyone would believe them to be fakes, and you'd be locked up for it.

I wish I were able to visit every theme park in the world.

[carrot red]

Granted, but you don't get to go on any of the rides.

I wish I could turn back the clock for some people.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted, but they end up turning out worse because of it.

I wish pizza was free.

[carrot red]

Granted, but they decide to stop making it worldwide.

I wish it was Sunday everyday.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted, but you have to go to church everyday.

I wish for world peace.

[Beldaran]

Granted. A facist regime takes over and murders everyone. But there is no more war.

I wish I was a famous author.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted, but now your an ugly old lady who does nothing but write.

I wish my skin was blue.