I Wish... You Were A Frog

[me2]

Granted. But when the earth explodes, you'll be suffocating for eternity.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.

[Beldaran]

Granted, but as you spent it, it would gradually become worthless because of inflation and the nature of money as a whole. Money is just a symbol of value and an infinite supply just divides the amount of money over the amount of available value.

I wish I had a machine that produced infinite, renewable, clean energy.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but every time you use it, a new-born babe that would one day be a really hot girl dies.

(Not on topic, but I have a post count of 666. Bwa-ha-ha!)

I wish I could go back in time and shoot George W Bush when he was first born

[Archibaldo]

Granted, but as a result of going back in time, you have gone back too far to when you haven't been born yet. Doing this has caused you to disappear slowly, untill eventually you are nothing but a wisp of air...


I wish I had a sandwich.

[Beldaran]

Granted, but it's a SANDWICH OF DOOM

I wish I had a terminator robot programmed to do my bidding.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted, but its Arnold and he never gets any clothes.

I wish all Boston sports teams would dissapear.

[me2]

Granted. But then they decide to blow up half of South Africa.

I wish I could buy We Love Katamari.

[moocow]

Granted. But you buy the last copy available and wind up ruining the disk to absolute no repair.

I wish I didn't get hang-overs.

[Beldaran]

Granted. Mysteriously, no chemical on earth will get you high or drunk. You are doomed to live out your existence with your full mental faculties.

I wish junk food was the healthiest food on earth.

[ShadowTiger]

Granted. However, your parents are still making you eat your vegetables. :p

I wish that whenever I sneeze, George W. Bush would sneeze as well, and it wouldn't work in reverse.