I Wish... You Were A Frog

[Russ]

Granted, but when you use them to fly, they fall off, sending you to your death.

I wish I was rich.

[gray0x]

Granted. You are now made of peanut butter and chocolate.

I wish I had another soda.

[Russ]

Granted, but it was filled with arsenic.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[gray0x]

Granted. You now wish you were a fish.

I wish the soda I just got was a normal soda, nothing wrong with it.

[Russ]

Granted. However, the can is rigged with explosives.

I wish I could smile like this:

[gray0x]

Granted. But you have to smile like that 24/7, or your face will explode.

[Aegix Drakan]

...I wish people would remember to actually make a wish, and that those who fail will wake up the next morning with Peanut butter up their noses.

And for those of whom are ALLERGIC to peanuts, replace the peanut butter with plain old regular butter.

[gray0x]

Granted. But the wishes will all involve youtube.

I wish I would of invented Chocolate Rain.

[SpacemanDan]

Granted, but everyone eats/drinks so much that they blow up.

I wish I had another wish.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted but it doesn't come true.

I wish my wish wasn't so wishy-washy.