I Wish... You Were A Frog

[carrot red]

Granted, but Heaven takes the form of your personal hell.

I wish I could wake up one day speaking all the languages of the world.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you suddenly becomes Mute.

I wish I were never tired.

[carrot red]

Granted, but no one would lend you toothpicks for your eyelids.

I wish there was a unified font color for all.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. But only for this post!

I wish the world would disarm every single nuclear bomb.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but it you cant see it against the background.

I wish *thinks back to YCOPI* that nobody would ever post as the same time as someone else.

[carrot red]

Granted, but things would be too quiet for comfort.

I wish my IM didn't act up all the time.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but nobody ever talks to you ever again.

I wish I had enough money to fly over and actually meet some of you guys.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, you can't find anyone who wants to see you.


I wish that I got a new computer.

[carrot red]

Granted, but it's a brand new Pentium I.

I wish I had a jet plane.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but fuel costs more then the plane itself.

I wish I was Superman. No, wait... Spider-Man. No... Ah, sod it. A superhero. With DECENT superpowers. Like flight. And Stength. And stuff. Yeah.