I Wish... You Were A Frog

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the only point in time you can travel to is the end of the universe.

I wish my cat weren't so hungry all the time.

[Great Warrior]

granted, but your cat dies.

i wish I could stop eating junk food.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you're allergic to every other type of food.

I wish I was all powerful, with no limits to my power.

[carrot red]

Granted, but your power will destroy you.

I wish I wasn't a *responsible* person.

[Beldaran]

Granted, but you become a crack whore.

I wish I had magic pants that no matter how many times you reached into the right front pocket, there was a twenty dollar bill in there.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted, but in your right pocket is acid.

I wish Varina wasn't so good at football.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. Varina now owns you at Baseball instead.

I wish I could have Linkin Park's next three studio albums right now.

[Beldaran]

Uh, granted. Since that's so awful by itself, I don't need to add anything.

I wish Linkin Park didn't exist.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but they have taken all rock music with them.

I wish there was only one language in the world.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's sounds really irritating and is hideously complicated to learn.

I wish that when I die, I'm going to go to Heaven