I Wish... You Were A Frog

[carrot red]

I Wish Game

Here is how you play the wish game:

To start you write a wish.
Then the next person to reply grants your wish, but there is a consequence to it!

Example:
First person: I wish it was Friday.
Next person: Granted but this memo just in... Friday is really Monday in disguise.

Then you post a wish of your own.

I'll start.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Beldaran]

Granted! I will pay you one million dollars! Here is the playment plan: 25 cents every 30 years until I have either given you a million dollars or I am dead. First payment scheduled for September 10th, 2035.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted with my time, instead of going to a pointless job.

[carrot red]

Granted. But it has been proven that time is an illusion created by evil minds to brainwash you and turn you into a robot. Pointless jobs are the only thing guaranteed to keep you sane and preserve your free will.

I wish I had the ability to create a mold for a new breed of men and women.

[me2]

Granted. Unfortunately, they eat each other.

I wish I was good at playing piano.

[carrot red]

Granted. But it gives you twisted fingers and a bad back in the end. Try the guitar.

I wish I could grow wings and fly.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted, but you go too close to the sun.
I wish I was big.

[Beldaran]

Granted, but you develop an inappropriate relationship with an older woman, come to miss your childhood, and end up winning a few oscars.

I wish I was a superhero.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but your powers are limited to super smell and super breath.

I wish I could see the universe.

[carrot red]

Granted, but it's really as big/small as Little Prince's planet.

I wish I had the power of healing.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you can only heal grasshoppers.

I wish I could heal women... all night long