Think for a second
and then explain what the first three things that you thought about were.
I'll go first.
"My least favorite type of cookie is a ginger snap."
"That's a stupid topic."
"You'd have to be on drugs to think that this is funny."
then
go do some drugs. Marijuana, Cocaine, LSD, Shrooms, K, Narcotic Pharmaceuticals, Mescaline, Methamphetamines, whatever is lying around. If drugs are not readily available, Glue, or magic markers will suffice.
After you've completed your journey (time elapsed:30minutes), re-read this thread, and complete the challenge again. Three thoughts.
"This marker smells funny"
"This marker smells like sour grapes"
"Hey, is this thing edible? ...non toxic... Kickass!"