Replace a quote with the word "balls"

[Revfan9]

It can be any quote. Replace any word with "balls"

"Tetra, allow me to show you your balls; the one reason you exist."- The king of Hyrule

[Valientlink]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! balls hehehe!

[Darth Marsden]

Okay, I'll actually stay on-topic.

"I sense a disturbance in the balls. Something I haven't felt since..." - Darth Vader, Star Wars: Episode IV.

[JimmyJ]

JC, we need to stop the Majestic balls::--Deus Ex-greatest game ever

[Darth Marsden]

"You cannot stop your balls... no man can." - Numerous people, numerous times, in Prince of Persia : Warrior Within

[me2]

"Russia is huge, but not as huge as our royal balls!" ~King of All Cosmos, Katamari Damacy

[Darth Marsden]

This is a good one, but you have to REALLY read it. What's replaced? Two words - 'a hero'.

Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need balls. Courageous, self-sacrificing people, setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves balls. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's balls on all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams… - May Parker, Spider-Man 2

[Mods_Suck]

"Right behind you, brandishing my balls..."-Darth Mardsen

[Darth Marsden]

Ow! What'd I ever do to you..?

Those balls were trying to kill us!
I know Dad!
It's a new experience for me.
Happens to me all the time - Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

*Takes Out The Downward Spiral cd*

eraser
(the words "me and you" will be replaced w/ balls.)

need balls
dream balls
find balls
taste balls
fuck balls
use balls
scar balls
break balls
lose balls
hate balls
smash balls
erase balls
(wow, now that song sucks even worse)